Alone on a Deserted Island, eight out of ten men chose another man for company.
As the Love Investigator and a big fan of men, I can’t fault some of their choices but I do have to chuckle at their reasons. One of the fun questions I asked while investigating love was the classic and very revealing query: If you were forced to be alone on a deserted island and could pick only one celebrity to share the island, whom would you choose?
During my Guy Whisperer interviews with hundreds of men, eight out of ten of the guys chose a male celebrity over any females. Their reasons were clear to me. Personally, I’d rather hang out with John Cleese or Johnny Depp, than any woman I know. Although I’m guessing Johnny would be a bit of a restless crank after the first week. I think I’ll go with Cleese. He would hopefully stick with that stiff upper-lip thing Brits post on their coffee mugs… Keep Calm and Carry On. And he’d keep me laughing.
Two Interviews – Two Very Different Responses
Two Love Investigator interviews in one day, both caught me off guard. Jim, an accountant with shades of Niles Crane, and Tim a former professional football player, who reminded me of a brick wall with a killer sense of humor, left me with a silly grin on my face.
Jim mulled the celebrity / island question for a lengthy time. I had to remind him it was fantasy and not a real commitment. In his early thirties, Jim was happily married with a couple of young kids. He gathered his thoughts, cleared his throat, and said, “Mary Lou Retton.” I wondered why of all the possible choices, Jim picked a former Olympic gymnast. His answer made perfect sense. “Someone has to climb the trees and get the coconuts.”
Tim was my afternoon interview. A former pro-ball lineman, he filled the room with his size and personality. Married to a young Marlo Thomas look-a-like and the father of a toddler son who could destruct a playground in minutes, Tim keep me in hysterics with his tall tales from the world of professional football. As the afternoon came to an end, I asked the island question. Without hesitation Tim answered, “Neil Diamond.” I was taken aback. “A guy?”
“We’ll need music to pass the time. I like Neil Diamond.”
That created a great visual. A hulking lineman being serenaded by Neil Diamond.
Now that you’ve had time to mull the question, whom would you choose? Would you opt for Tom Hanks companion in Cast Away Wilson, the volleyball? Or would your volleyball be “Wilma?”Wilson Cast Away Volleyball
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